The Island of Wiki Tiki Declares its Sovereignty!
Wiki Tiki Island as of Dies Martis XXIX December MMIX declares itself to be a fully Sovereign and Independant Micro-Nation!
The Proclamation -
Hear ye, hear ye!
We the Kingdom of Wiki Tiki Island, in the exercise of our own Sovereignty and desirous of the greatest possible latitude and longitude of Liberty and Bohemian Independence, in order to form a more perfect Tiki Kingdom, to re-establish a groovier style of most Cool Hipness, insure Happy Hour Tranquillity and secure the mighty Mana of the Tiki God to ourselves and our posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the Island Kingdom of Wiki Tiki.
By Royal Proclamation of Their Imperial Majesties
King Wiki Tiki I
Queen Wiki Tiki I
Dies Martis A.D. XVII KAL. IAN. MMDCCLXIII A.U.C.
The Kingdom may be accessed here.
N.B. Oops…in our most Regal innocence, we forgot to post the Constitution we are referring to.
Well..it is under advisement of our loyal Courtiers and Ministers and is undergoing the most rigorous debate possible and is being drafted and redrafted, and the drafts of the drafts are being redrafted with all vigor.
Its really, really long and complicated. Seriously.
Sorry. Even us Royal Personage types miss this sort of mundane stuff.
Our Motto and Creed:
Its Not Over Til The Rum Runs Out!
All Praise to our Tiki God!
May my grog mug in His Likeness runneth over.
